laars
August 9th, 2007, 10:15 AM
someone just posted this bulletin on myspace. :P
you must read all the way through!
NO CHEATING!
mom calls the husband a 'bastard'
and then the dad calls the wife a "*****"
and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a ***** and a bastard?"
and the mom says "well, a ***** is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"
and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"
So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"
His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"
and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "sh!t"
and billy said "Dad, whats sh!t"
And then his dad says
"Well billy, sh!t is a type of Shaving cream "
and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!"
and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?"
"Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey"
and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says
"Hello *****es and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping sh!t off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ing the Turkey"
Post This...
1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[
20 min - Your crush will kiss you
15min - Your crush will tongue you :)
5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out
under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
repost this as:"what cusswords really mean
that sh!t's funny!
you must read all the way through!
NO CHEATING!
mom calls the husband a 'bastard'
and then the dad calls the wife a "*****"
and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a ***** and a bastard?"
and the mom says "well, a ***** is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"
and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"
So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"
His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"
and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "sh!t"
and billy said "Dad, whats sh!t"
And then his dad says
"Well billy, sh!t is a type of Shaving cream "
and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!"
and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?"
"Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey"
and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says
"Hello *****es and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping sh!t off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ing the Turkey"
Post This...
1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[
20 min - Your crush will kiss you
15min - Your crush will tongue you :)
5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out
under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
repost this as:"what cusswords really mean
that sh!t's funny!