Buzz!!

[Jazzylee77]

I use yahoo messenger quite a bit and every now and then a bot will find its way to me. They BUZZ!! first then throw up a message. If you respond someone replies and tries to get close to you so they can scam you. Every now and then I play along for fun. Add barb01v to your yahoo messenger and play along posting your results here. But don't be too mean. I'm sure she has 12 sisters that need shoes or something. But then again...maybe she's for real and you all can hook me up with a sweet date. :)



BUZZ!!
barb01v (7/3/2007 6:02:29 AM): Hello hunnie how are u doing hope all is well hunnie
BUZZ!!
BUZZ!!
barb01v (7/3/2007 6:04:45 AM): are u there Talk to me now
Me (7/3/2007 8:45:09 AM): thats a bad sign when you buzz like that
barb01v (7/3/2007 8:45:25 AM): OHHH AM SORY OK
Me (7/3/2007 8:45:51 AM): I guess. but usually means there is a bot involved.
barb01v (7/3/2007 8:46:47 AM): i will like too know all about u now ok\
Me (7/3/2007 8:47:14 AM): SUre just let me dump my entire personality into this window...now where did I put that?
Me (7/3/2007 8:47:39 AM): Where are you?
Me (7/3/2007 8:48:47 AM): What town are you in?
Me (7/3/2007 8:49:04 AM): These are not difficult questions.
barb01v (7/3/2007 8:49:17 AM): am from usa lima ohio
barb01v (7/3/2007 8:49:19 AM): and u
Me (7/3/2007 8:49:27 AM): usa sidney ohio.
Me (7/3/2007 8:49:37 AM): Ever eat at Hathaways on Main St?
barb01v (7/3/2007 8:49:54 AM): were are u from
Me (7/3/2007 8:50:14 AM): usa sideny ohio...already told you
Me (7/3/2007 8:50:36 AM): What is the name of the Catholic High School in Lima?
barb01v (7/3/2007 8:52:07 AM): am Barb ***** (edit...just in case she actually is real)
barb01v (7/3/2007 8:52:08 AM): and u
Me (7/3/2007 8:53:27 AM): OK...here is the thing. There are scammers who use bots that buzz before trying to say a word. No one from Lima would say they are from usa lima ohio...they would just say Lima. Your english is not that great. And when I asked the name of a local school you answered with YOUR name. Doesn't add up for me.
barb01v (7/3/2007 8:54:27 AM): how do u mean
Me (7/3/2007 8:55:06 AM): I'm trying to determine if you are really in Lima and not a scammer. So far I'
Me (7/3/2007 8:55:25 AM): So far I'm not convinced. Need to run to work now.
barb01v (7/3/2007 8:55:33 AM): ok
barb01v (7/3/2007 8:55:44 AM): u realy have to believe i am ok
Me (7/3/2007 8:56:13 AM): Maybe you are. No time to chat now though.
barb01v (7/3/2007 8:56:32 AM): ok
BUZZ!!
BUZZ!!
barb01v (7/4/2007 5:41:47 AM): Hello hunie how are u doing
Me (7/4/2007 8:03:58 AM): I was sleeping well when you asked how I was doing.
BUZZ!!
Me (7/4/2007 8:35:04 AM): Hello. You have reached buzzer central. Where receiving buzzes is what we are all about.
barb01v (7/4/2007 8:35:31 AM): No hunnie how are u doing hope all is well hunnie
Me (7/4/2007 8:35:50 AM): I'm groovy
Me (7/4/2007 8:35:59 AM): working on some website ideas
Me (7/4/2007 8:36:14 AM): then I'm off to water the plants at the garden center real quick
barb01v (7/4/2007 8:36:15 AM): Okay hunnie
Me (7/4/2007 8:37:03 AM): why do you call me hunnie? Do you call all men hunnie? Some clerks do that. They say thanks honey. and I say no problem sweet dumping...
Me (7/4/2007 8:37:16 AM): dumpling
Me (7/4/2007 8:37:28 AM): calling someone a dumping wouldn't be quite as sweet
barb01v (7/4/2007 8:37:28 AM): it Okay
barb01v (7/4/2007 8:37:50 AM): i willl like too know all about u now
barb01v (7/4/2007 8:37:56 AM): ok
Me (7/4/2007 8:38:18 AM): I would like to know the slightest little thing about you that convinces me you are in Lima
Me (7/4/2007 8:38:37 AM): If you can't do that then there is no point in wasting anymore time here
Me (7/4/2007 8:40:01 AM): Your sentence "i willl like too know all about u now" uses foreign syntax. I don't believe you are american
barb01v is offline (7/4/2007 8:40:22 AM)
barb01v is online (7/4/2007 9:08:47 AM)
Me (7/4/2007 9:08:24 AM): How's the weather in Lima today?
barb01v (7/4/2007 9:08:53 AM): am sorry am not in the state now ok i will soon bee coming back to the state ok
Me (7/4/2007 9:10:01 AM): Where were you born?
barb01v (7/4/2007 9:10:27 AM): am from USA LIMA OHIO
barb01v (7/4/2007 9:10:30 AM): AND U
Me (7/4/2007 9:10:52 AM): I am from russia. Can you send me some money so I can visit you in Lima?
Me (7/4/2007 9:11:29 AM): Just teasing. I was born in Ohio. I doubt everything about you though.
barb01v is offline (7/4/2007 9:11:49 AM)

[MrWizard]

MSP HEADLINE NEWS
Man from ohio ( or Russia ) has realationship with bot from ohio or....


I can't believe I read that whole thing.

:hang:

[Jazzylee77]

actually I am a small chinese woman

[shimmeringgraphix]

actually I am a small chinese woman

Figures..... rofl

[MrWizard]

actually I am a small chinese woman

:? Now I'm really confused.

[Jazzylee77]

I'll tell her how rich I am next time

[Jazzylee77]

Another one stopped by to play with me today.

BUZZ!!!
me.marie02: hi
Me: hi buzzer
me.marie02: How u doing today
me.marie02: Am Donna from Va
me.marie02: u
Me: I'm Lee From OH
me.marie02: cool
me.marie02: what do u do for living
Me: Why would you buzz me if you don't know who I am?
Me: I'm independently wealthy I basically count my big piles of money all day.
me.marie02: am sorry
me.marie02: How old er you
Me: You are sorry I have so much money? Yes it is a burden. I wish I had someone to share it with.
me.marie02: Am 29 single and looking here
me.marie02: am looking for a serious relationship on here
Me: What are you looking for?
me.marie02: am looking for the real man
me.marie02: am looking for true love
Me: I think the real man is in a cave. Just all us fakes out running around here.
me.marie02: Am really serious about this
me.marie02: but am not in the state now
Me: the name of the state is?
me.marie02: am in west africa to take care of my sick grandma
Me: And here I was sitting here with all this money and nothing to do with it.
Me: And now I am truly falling in love with you. Who should I make the check out to?
me.marie02: what do u mean
Me: $$$$$$$$$$$$
me.marie02: did i ask honey from u
Me: No..That would bee silly! Unless your poorgrandma is a bee and her little workers are not doing their jobs.
me.marie02: so u mean u wanna send me money
Me: Wouldn't that be more helpful than honey?
me.marie02: what
Me: I guess I could get a few cases of Sue Bee Honey and ship that to you if it will help.
Me: I didn't realize there was such a sweetener shortage in Africa.
me.marie02: ok
me.marie02: u can send the money through western union
Receiving IMVironment from me.marie02...
Me: How convenient! Would a hundered thousand dollars be enough to buy your grandma some honey?
me.marie02: ya that will be okay
me.marie02: i ned 2000 dollas
Me: oh. I will just have my african friend bring it over to you then. Do you know Joe?
Me: Tall guy...
Me: makes a funny sound when he breathes...
me.marie02 has signed out.

[X__Tasha]

=)) lol.
Post more of those.

[Jazzylee77]

No action on this reality show lately. Maybe I'll answer one of those spam emails fishing for my messenger ID when I'm bored.

[Jazzylee77]

Another quick one today.

2232256: HELLO HANDSOME HOW ARE YOU
DOING TODAY ?
jazzylee77: groovy
jazzylee77: what an interesting nick. 2232256
jazzylee77: I dream of a day when we all refer to
each other as long numbers
2232256: OO
2232256: YOU ARE LOVELY MAN
jazzylee77: And the pic of 2232256 is lovely too
jazzylee77: I'm betting that you aren't actually in
California, but somewhere else helping your sick
grandma?
2232256: OH NO
2232256: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT FOR ?
jazzylee77: Pardon my skepticism, but that is the
usual course when I get an IM out of the blue.
2232256: HAHAHAHA
2232256: O THAT MAKES YOU LIKE EVERYONE
HAS SICK MOTHER OR GRANDMA RIGHT ?
jazzylee77: I usually cut to the chase and ask where
I should send the thousands of dollars.
jazzylee77: How is the weather in Firestone Pk
Today? Did you go to the parade last week?
2232256: NO
2232256: I AM NOT REALLY IN THE STATES NOW
jazzylee77: I know. I can tell you are a scammer by
your grammar and immediate complimentary style
*** 2232256's IM window is closed

[Jen]

LOL, thats a good one...lol

Wish I got some random person to talk to me..lol