Poppet
June 28th, 2007, 03:58 AM
I don't know whether this has been posted but a friend told me it last week.. I thought it was hilarious. If anyone finds it offensive (:S), sorry.
There was a bunk bed. Mumma and Dadda were on top, and the little boy was on bottom. They had codewords for having sex.. Tomato was 'thrust harder' and lettuce was 'go faster'.. So all you could hear was "lettuce tomato lettuce tomato lettuce tomato" etc.. so the little boy said:
"Hey, can you two stop making sandwhiches up there.. The mayonaise is spilling onto my bed!"
I told my Mum, and later that night I asked what's for dinner.. she suggested lettuce and tomato sandwhiches, and asked if I wanted some mayonaise.. :no:
There was a bunk bed. Mumma and Dadda were on top, and the little boy was on bottom. They had codewords for having sex.. Tomato was 'thrust harder' and lettuce was 'go faster'.. So all you could hear was "lettuce tomato lettuce tomato lettuce tomato" etc.. so the little boy said:
"Hey, can you two stop making sandwhiches up there.. The mayonaise is spilling onto my bed!"
I told my Mum, and later that night I asked what's for dinner.. she suggested lettuce and tomato sandwhiches, and asked if I wanted some mayonaise.. :no: