NahimanaCreations
June 18th, 2007, 06:44 PM
A young blond girl comes back from school one evening. She
runs to her mom and says: "Mommy today at school
we learnt how to count .Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but
listen to me: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! It's good, innit?"
"Yes darling, very good."
"Is that because I'm blond?"
"Yes darling, it's because you're blond."
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says:
"Mommy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All
the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A, B, C, D, E, F,G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N! It's good, innit?"
"Yes darling, very good."
"Is that because I'm blond, mommy?"
"Yes darling it's because you're blond."
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mommy, today we
went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look
at me!"
She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D at her mommy.
"Is that because I'm blond, mommy?"
"No darling, it's because you're 25."
runs to her mom and says: "Mommy today at school
we learnt how to count .Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but
listen to me: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! It's good, innit?"
"Yes darling, very good."
"Is that because I'm blond?"
"Yes darling, it's because you're blond."
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says:
"Mommy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All
the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A, B, C, D, E, F,G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N! It's good, innit?"
"Yes darling, very good."
"Is that because I'm blond, mommy?"
"Yes darling it's because you're blond."
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mommy, today we
went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look
at me!"
She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D at her mommy.
"Is that because I'm blond, mommy?"
"No darling, it's because you're 25."