JCs
May 26th, 2007, 12:38 PM
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got a part time job painting skittles.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she fell up the stairs.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got hit by a parked car.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she had Dan Quayle check her spelling.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she married Yo daddy.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she invented a solar powered flashlight.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got shot running to the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she asked you "What is the number for 911".
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got a part time job painting skittles.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she fell up the stairs.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got hit by a parked car.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she had Dan Quayle check her spelling.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she married Yo daddy.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she invented a solar powered flashlight.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got shot running to the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she asked you "What is the number for 911".
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.