JCs
May 26th, 2007, 02:29 AM
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she has to creep up on her makeup.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she looks like you.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she makes onions cry.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she entered the ugly contest and the judge said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she makes blind children cry.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she has to get the baby drunk to breast feed it.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she was a guard for Castle Greyskull.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
the doctor is still smacking her ***.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she's never seen herself 'cause the mirrors keep breaking.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she pretends she's someone else when she's having sex.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she tied a pork chop around her neck and the dog still wouldn't play with her.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she scares roaches away.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
yo dad first met her at the pound.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
that if ugly were a crime, she'd get the electric chair.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
that when she was a baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
she has to creep up on her makeup.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she looks like you.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she makes onions cry.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she entered the ugly contest and the judge said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she makes blind children cry.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she has to get the baby drunk to breast feed it.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she was a guard for Castle Greyskull.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
the doctor is still smacking her ***.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she's never seen herself 'cause the mirrors keep breaking.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she pretends she's someone else when she's having sex.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she tied a pork chop around her neck and the dog still wouldn't play with her.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she scares roaches away.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
yo dad first met her at the pound.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
that if ugly were a crime, she'd get the electric chair.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
that when she was a baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.