JCs
May 26th, 2007, 02:19 AM
Yo Mamma is so fat,
The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she weighs herself the scale says "To be continued..."
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she sits on a dollar, blood rushes out George Washington's nose!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her belly-button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she walks in front of the T.V. you miss out on 3 commercials!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
people jog around her for exercise!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she makes big bird look like a rubber duckie!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she plays pool with the planets.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
it took 25 minutes to download a picture of her from the Internet.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
I gain weight just by watching her eat.
The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she weighs herself the scale says "To be continued..."
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she sits on a dollar, blood rushes out George Washington's nose!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her belly-button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she walks in front of the T.V. you miss out on 3 commercials!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
people jog around her for exercise!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she makes big bird look like a rubber duckie!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she plays pool with the planets.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
it took 25 minutes to download a picture of her from the Internet.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
I gain weight just by watching her eat.