you need...

[Dale]

One of my friends told me about this. But go to "google.com" or w/e google is used in your country. Then search your name+needs (eg. i did "dale needs") and look at the results. I got the following:

Dale needs to patiently explain this behavior and the problems it is creating to Barry and Joan in a calm, non-confrontational manner

Dale needs the work, and if there's one thing he's good at, it's killing things

the possibilities are endless. it'll cheer you up too ROFL

[Precious]

Angie needs a night of blinding sex to get out of ...
HAHAHA. Lmao.

Angie needs some self-esteem and self-love
Angela needs to constantly "feel" the presence of God
Angela needs a psychiatric evaluation
lmao.

okay, im done. There are some pretty funny ones under my name though.

[xo.Saz.xo]

Sara Needs A Loving, Playful Home.

LMAO :)):))

[carlee]

Carlee needs a publicist
Carlee needs a hug
Carlee needs to get her dad’s focus back on her.

^those are all the ones on the first page for my name, lol

[Greg-J]

The only result:
Greg-J needs to be banned from life.


Sad thing is it is actually in reference to me :s

[treacle]

I have got some really strange results.

Tracie needs to consume 2650 Kcals on the days she walks to reach her weight goal by her goal date

Tracie needs him for as anyone can ride him, from beginner - I think they are talking about horses there!

Tracie needs TO FORGET ABOUT ERIC

[digitalxguilt]

Vicky needs to walk 2 miles in Wilson Park
Vicky needs a major tan
Vicky needs to work on keeping her lower back flexible
Vicky needs to get MY team


hmm okay..yeah.. that cheered me up <_<

[candysplash]

SADAF needs a captive power plant to assure its energy needs

ROFL =))=)))

[Dale]

haha these are funny. heres some more of mine:

Dale needs blood

Dale needs a home with enough elbow room for a big dog and room for a very big crate.


lmao. mine are usually things that are creepy.

[JCs]

The only result:

Sad thing is it is actually in reference to me :s

Awww Greg we love you :winkiss:


Mine are so close to the mark it's scary ROFL

Julie Needs Your Help! ... Welcome To the World Headquarters for Save Julie

Meet Julie Who Needs An Early Start

Julie needs a good home

Julie- needs Gods strength, wisdom and physical healing Prayer Requests

[sk2222]

this is what i get:
Shai needs to ask why. Graham has a track record of focusing on things that

[minnseoelite]

lol google don't like me


"Jason needs to SHUT UP..."

[kenzie]

Kenzie needs a man! So, yo my girl Mackenzie needs a man.
Haha...I searched for "McKenzie" and got:
McKenzie needs a date in a bad way
:P

[Jessica61981]

Jessica Needs Coffee
Jessica needs a rumor boyfriend ???

[Poppet]

HAHAHA. Lmao.




lmao.

okay, im done. There are some pretty funny ones under my name though.

Well, you have the same name as me, so we have the same one. There's something about being a hooker there too, from memory..:devil2:

[Amehh]

Amy needs to either wake up or start getting some extra will-power

Amy needs some helping drinking apparently..

Lmao this is funny :P I'll end up going through everyone's names who i know now =D

[Carrielynne]

1st Result what Carrie needs after a night like this is a nice, hot bath.

Thats kinda funny.

[destyqirloxox]

Destiny needs a Rescue/Adoption ASAP!!

[Selena]

Selena needs your help! SETH, a renegade android, has taken her parents away

OOOOOOOHHH NOOOO!!

Selena needs to basically re-evaluate her game plan and restructure her goals and her employees’ goals based on production standards

Darn. Guess i gotta re-evaluate my game plan

Selena needs to be remembered and this is how we keep her memory alive, even after 10 long years without her.


Selena is buying a new home for $300000

REALLYYY? SWEET!

[markp9114]

Mark Needs A Chick - yes i do
MARK NEEDS MORE ROOM - yes i do

xD

[layoutcentral]

Monica needs a job
Monica needs a Bicycle Master Plan
Monica needs to die her hair a darker shade
Monica needs new holes in her skin - [okkkk ??]

[x_amy]

Amy needs to either wake up or start getting some extra will-power.

Yeah. xP

[hotmonkee]

Tina needs to get over herself!

Sweet Tina needs a slower pace

www.tinaneedshelp.com <---- i have an actual website. rofl

[Dale]

Lmao Tina. Jeeze, I didnt know you were that mental ROFL

Here's some more about me:

Dale needs to be voted out of office.

DALE NEEDS TO STOP FOOLING AROUND
I guess that's kinda right ROFL

Dale needs no references because it speaks for itself.
Actually, that's true because it supports something bad going on :S

[Charlotte]

Charlotte Needs You
Charlotte Needs a Pediatrician Physician

I got those LOL

[RKGraphics]

Kailea needs some money to buy a house, and Lisa has it, can they figure out a way ...

mine is always boring

[kirsten2491]

Kirsten needs to dirty it...
Kirsten needs an adoptive home that is willing to work extensively with interventionists.

The rest were all about Kirsten Dunst. lol

[minnseoelite]

Jason needs to tie the (loose) rope around the neck area.............ummm ok

Jason needs your micro-cash

needs two really smart developers


...........interesting

[jessidel]

Jessica needs coffee. :whistling:

maybe i do, so what?

[not2late]

Result 1, 2, and I think the majority.

Doug Needs Money

I knew it!


And then this one,

Doug needs to sell videos of his exploits (but only those that have been declassified...)

[Taghyra]

Denise Needs A “Real Man”.

LoL So true.....

[gompe123]

Josh needs a replacement tray so his daughter can dine in NEST style


HAHA! What?!?!?!

[Tyler60us]

Come, let us help Tyler not have a Volvo anymore, and heaven help his ex with his old one. :-D.

Liv Tyler needs a friend to eat with!

wow that is funnier than i thought

[happipappi]

Manny needs to get himself a sports car, throw his clothes on the floor, shower whenever he wants, eat dinner on the couch, wear his t-shirt, drink milk out of the carton.

My wife is going to kill me tonight.

[sprinklesparkle]

Sara needs to hand him one of those weapons that went off without warning ... Sarah needs to get her life back and establish herself as the person in charge ...

Sarah needs to kick him in the nuts. (You know who you are. And I know who you are - and I know you don't read this blog, so you'll have no warning!) ...

LOL

[spotlight-shure]

shannen needs someone to dress her
hahaha

Shannen needs to find out Daimon's phone number.
Who's that? LOL

SHANNEN NEEDS ANGER MANAGMENT!
Too true.

Shannen needs a woman Buzzwords
huh?

Oh and i did my mom

tama needs a new battery.
lol <3

tama needs to be happy
that is ironic

tama needs to go to the bathroom
lol endless fun

tama needs to use love potion twice to mate and have babies but after they have mated the love potion does not wear off

TAMA needs technical support

Tama needs to find out just how to tame the meanest

My mom's are better than mine!

edit: i have to show you my brothers!

Scott needs to ask himself how he would have handled an officer who put concerns for a friend over the demands of the job. Then he needs to punish himself ...

Scott really needs Mozilla :)

Scott needs a real serious butt chewing.
^^ LMAO

Scott needs to be shown the back door and he needs to go spend a year in meditation under the Dalai Lama.

Scott Needs Some Serious Help!


Seriously this is the coolest thing i have ever heard of doing dale. Thanks for sharing!

[Kati]

Kati needs a family to love

Kati needs to know that she's not alone

Kati needs to be more annoying and idiotic

Kati needs to shake shake

Kati needs a hair stylist!
so true

Kati needs to speak up in both James's and her own defense
who the heck is james?

Kati needs anything else

that's really funny

[spotlight-shure]

This is really weird like some kind of Karma almost lol because i typed in my uncle it something came up that was accually true! The same things with my rotten cousins and grandmother. It was really weird. I called my mom in my room and showed her and she was like omg that is really weird. It's just too weird. But addicting to do.

[Andrew2]

woah I guess All andrews need the same thing!!!!


Andrew needs a belt.

Andrew needs a job!

Andrew needs to move on for sure. He's a talented guy...

Andrew needs a life with pictures, videos, personal blog E. He does demonstrate angry outbursts at times, so Andrew needs a family who can help him ...

Andrew needs love.




This is really weird like some kind of Karma almost lol because i typed in my uncle it something came up that was accually true! The same things with my rotten cousins and grandmother. It was really weird. I called my mom in my room and showed her and she was like omg that is really weird. It's just too weird. But addicting to do.

And yeah, it's seriously frightening. My belt is too big so I actually need a new belt. :-O The rest is kind of silly but completely relevant stuff, It's spooky. Maybe google is actually...God.

ahaha...omg, shannen I looked up my sisters name and this is what it says...

Michelle needs to exercise her right to shut the **** up.

[Jen]

Jen needs to have a session or two with a therapist;
Jen needs a break;
Jen needs a therapist session or two;
Jen needs a gun;
Jen needs to be a My Little Pony

[urheart]

Gloria needs to die immediately!!!!

Gloria needs to be shut down .

Gloria needs her own business.

And other horrible things.