hotmonkee
May 16th, 2007, 12:59 PM
excuse the copy and paste, i was lazy
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a
tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that
her
skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the
first
step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give
her
enough slack to raise her leg.
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a
little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her
skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once
again, much to her chagrin,
she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she
again
reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the
step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up
easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She
went
ballistic and turned to the
would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't
even
know you!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with
you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was
friends."
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a
tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that
her
skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the
first
step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give
her
enough slack to raise her leg.
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a
little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her
skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once
again, much to her chagrin,
she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she
again
reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the
step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up
easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She
went
ballistic and turned to the
would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't
even
know you!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with
you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was
friends."