I'm currently accepting

[hotmonkee]

applications for a sugar daddy. May require a medical exam http://www.smileyhut.com/characters/doctor.gif

Other offers I am accepting are:

Donations for a new computer.
Just send me a new computer.
Used, but very nice computer.
Donations in general.
Free psychic reading.
A new car.
Donations for a new car.
Used, but very nice used car.
A new house.
Donations for a new house.
Used, but very nice house.
A year of nothing but pampering.
Someone to turn my boyfriend gay.
Did I say money?
Someone to turn me into an 18 year old, just my body.

my paypal is tina_lynn@comcast.net

for other offers, you can also email me at the address above.
OAC, may require down payment.

:eek:

[NYCBORN]

Alright someone has to do it. I'll be your suga daddy. If you aren't over 18 then the offer is not valid.

[hotmonkee]

Alright someone has to do it. I'll be your suga daddy. If you aren't over 18 then the offer is not valid.

Oh, i forgot to mention I'm 29

[carlee]

You want someone to "turn" your boyfriend gay? Can I ask why? :P

[hotmonkee]

Alright someone has to do it. I'll be your suga daddy. If you aren't over 18 then the offer is not valid.

you have to apply anyways. you cant just be my suga daddy. gees. :pinch:

[hotmonkee]

You want someone to "turn" your boyfriend gay? Can I ask why? :P
it will be easier to leave him, or keep him here and use him for his money. (did i mention he screwed me financially which is why i keep mentioning money?);)

[NYCBORN]

Oh, i forgot to mention I'm 29

That's perfect I'm 31. Where do I send my application and do I need to provide W2's, 401k, Adsense Income?

[carlee]

it will be easier to leave him, or keep him here and use him for his money. (did i mention he screwed me financially which is why i keep mentioning money?);)
Oh okay. :( Which do you think would work best? Hott guy or nasty chick? :P

[NYCBORN]

it will be easier to leave him, or keep him here and use him for his money. (did i mention he screwed me financially which is why i keep mentioning money?);)

Ahh sounds like a relationship gone bad. Welcome to my world my last ex left me with 12k in debt. Live and learn.

[mcfox]

OAC, may require down payment.
May require free sample :P ROFL

[NYCBORN]

May require free sample :P ROFL

hahhaah. :devil2:

[hotmonkee]

Oh okay. :( Which do you think would work best? Hott guy or nasty chick? :P

Hott guy. LOL

[Maz]

Someone to turn my boyfriend gay.

I can do that. :biggrin:

And anyone not good enough for hotmonkee I'll have. :P

[hotmonkee]

May require free sample :P ROFL



that would seal the deal http://www.smileyhut.com/characters/cheer.gif





;)

[hotmonkee]

I can do that. :biggrin:

And anyone not good enough for hotmonkee I'll have. :P


you want my rejects?? :pinch:

[hotmonkee]

http://www.smileyhut.com/naughty/chevil.gif <--------ROFL

[Maz]

you want my rejects?? :pinch:
Yeah, I'm not fussy. :biggrin:

[Cyclops]

I think I would make a good suger daddy, old enough, have enough money, fit and healthy ... hmmm that might not be good, I think suger daddies are supposed to have a short life expectancy :( , crap looking ..... anything else I should put on my resume :devil2:

[Greg-J]

I'm avoiding this thread like the plague but thought I would drop in my nomination for Cyclops as well ;) He's old, crap looking...


I only kid. At age 113 I'm willing to bet he could still take me.

[hotmonkee]

I think I would make a good suger daddy, old enough, have enough money, fit and healthy ... hmmm that might not be good, I think suger daddies are supposed to have a short life expectancy :( , crap looking ..... anything else I should put on my resume :devil2:

http://www.smileyhut.com/excited/bounce8.gif

Life expectancy is based on how good you treat me.

[hotmonkee]

I'm avoiding this thread like the plague but thought I would drop in my nomination for Cyclops as well ;)

No, no nominations. LOL

It's by application only ROFL

[hotmonkee]

That's perfect I'm 31. Where do I send my application and do I need to provide W2's, 401k, Adsense Income?

you can send your financial history, along with your application at the email address provided.
;) i will also need your social security number and bank routing and account number.

[NYCBORN]

you can send your financial history, along with your application at the email address provided.
;) i will also need your social security number and bank routing and account number.

I'll need to see some ..ahem... goods first if you know what I mean :devil2:

[Cyclops]

I think my bank statement would be enough :whistling:

[Greg-J]

Michael is already my sugar daddy Tina, back off.

[NYCBORN]

I think my bank statement would be enough :whistling:

Wait a sec. Can you be my Suga daddy too.. No Homo though. I'll be the son you always wanted.

[Cyclops]

I'm only interested in Hot women boys, you two go play amongst yourselves :eek: ......

[hotmonkee]

LOL. This is my thread for sugar daddies. You guys can go somewhere else. And Greg, Michael is already my sugar daddy Tina, back off.
he came to me. He came to me!

[JCs]

ROFL Tina you are hilarious girl.

Such a shame you live so far away we could be great for each other LMAO

[Precious]

Man, see what happens when I step away from the computer for 4 hours for some sleep? I miss all the fun.

And then I have to work ALL night and come home to do packing - man. I'm going to miss everything!! This sucks. I quit work.

[JCs]

Life expectancy is based on how good you treat me.

ROFL i needed a laugh and this thread is perfect *giggle*

[niktesla]

I got your free psychic reading:

New Car and House not in your immediate future :winkiss:

[hotmonkee]

I got your free psychic reading:

New Car and House not in your immediate future :winkiss:

ROFL
That's why your services are free?? Because you're wrong 99% of the time. LOL ROFL

[niktesla]

ROFL
That's why your services are free?? Because you're wrong 99% of the time. LOL ROFL

It probably seems that way to someone who's in denial 99% of the time. :smartass:

[rize]

rofl.. tina is caught blue handed hahahaha lmao

[hotmonkee]

It probably seems that way to someone who's in denial 99% of the time. :smartass:


Wanna fight? http://www.smileyhut.com/fighting/starwars.gif

ROFL

[niktesla]

Wanna fight? http://www.smileyhut.com/fighting/starwars.gif

ROFL

I'm feelin feisty. I'll go a couple rounds with ya. :punchout:

[hotmonkee]

we would have to do it in private because some pervs might......

yeah

[niktesla]

we would have to do it in private because some pervs might......

yeah

I'm ready when you are.

[hotmonkee]

http://www.smileyhut.com/fighting/jumpon.gif
I'm winning, I'm winning, go me.

[niktesla]

http://www.smileyhut.com/fighting/jumpon.gif
I'm winning, I'm winning, go me.

Can you say "Delusional" boys & girls.

[hotmonkee]

Can you say "Delusional" boys & girls.


if you added my myspace accnt thats listed here, its a crazy account full of bulletins. if you're not cool with that. add my personal accnt... http://www.myspace.com/sadnessliesbeneath :)

[minnseoelite]

can me and precious submit a joint app :biggrin: :devil2:

[hotmonkee]

the more the merrier!! ;)

[niktesla]

if you added my myspace accnt thats listed here, its a crazy account full of bulletins. if you're not cool with that. add my personal accnt... http://www.myspace.com/sadnessliesbeneath :)

Well now I got it right and added you personal "real" account.

[mcfox]

I'm only interested in Hot women boys , you two go play amongst yourselves
Is it just me or does that sound quite disturbing? :eek:

[hotmonkee]

Is it just me or does that sound quite disturbing? :eek:

OMG, you're right!

[Dale]

haha. dang. id be your sugar daddy tina, but yeah im only 13 and im married ;)

[Cyclops]

Is it just me or does that sound quite disturbing? :eek:
It disturbs me that you read it that way mcfox :s

[PGZ]

Damn look at the out pouring of love I see here. So many choices Tina should I even apply ??

[hotmonkee]

Damn look at the out pouring of love I see here. So many choices Tina should I even apply ??

Oh hell. You know you can http://www.smileyhut.com/characters/cheer.gif

Let's go sugar daddies lets go *claps*

http://www.smileyhut.com/characters/cheer.gif

[hotmonkee]

ok, i think all the apps are in for the sugar daddy. all have been approved. rofl. lol
i am now accepting apps for my "main squeeze" and a "sugar momma". ;)

[JCs]

I'm as sweet as sugar.
Hope that counts coz i'm skint ROFL

[hotmonkee]

I'm as sweet as sugar.
Hope that counts coz i'm skint ROFL

oh honey, you dont even need to apply. you're accepted. these would be my secondary sugar mommies. ROFL

[JCs]

Awwwww shucks. Someone loves me ROFL