PGZ
May 10th, 2007, 07:59 PM
In a trial, the prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother, to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, Yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot, when you haven't the brains to realize that you will never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
Not knowing what else to do, the lawyer pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She replied, "Why, Yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. "He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The judge asked both counselors to approach to bench, and, in a very quiet voice said, "If either of you xxxxxs asks her if she knows me, I'll sentence your asses to solitary confinement."
Not knowing what else to do, the lawyer pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She replied, "Why, Yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. "He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The judge asked both counselors to approach to bench, and, in a very quiet voice said, "If either of you xxxxxs asks her if she knows me, I'll sentence your asses to solitary confinement."